Here is a photo of Zangsteinenfeild. He's serving up a hot dog with the works.

I took my skateboard to band practice today and I realized it had been a month since I had worked out on the plank. I felt like a dick, but... my wife and I recently decided that dick means "cool."

It all started with a failed text message she had sent to the band. It read, "Sorry, I can't make it, I'm so dick!"

Later she let us know that "dick" meant "sick". Then we joked that dick could be the new slang for "cool". You are soooo DICK!

I did a couple ollies on the way to practice. I ollied a manhole cover on the way home and fell so graceful. A patrolman was at the end of the block. Coppers are still coppers.