Saturday, August 23, 2008

EGGPLANT

I scheduled myself for a demo at the Clark Park Farmers Mart this past weekend. I actually made it to the site on time. I didn't want to blow people away too quickly. So I started things off with some sick freestyle moves i learned from Cameron Diaz. He was an am on Powell Perallta. After enough shove its to feed a small infaltry unit from the future civil wars, I decided to go all out. I casted a lofty ollie up and over a devastating crack in the sidewalk, specifically a curb cut to manny to curb cut. I started to get frustrated as I touched down too early.. once... twice, three times a friggin lady.
I sat down and put my head between my knees in frustration. After that, I bought some nice squash, fresh tomatoes and quality sausage from local purveyors. I asked the kid behind the table for two sausages, one hot, one not. He gave me two hot. The sausage was delicious, but I am going to kick this kids ass the next time I see him. Other than that I recommend the Clarks Park Farmers Market on Saturdays and Thursdays. Don't ask me why Thursdays. These motherfuckers are crazy. Almost as crazy as my fakie ollie body varials.