TRANZENDENTAL

Duracell batteries. Life just got a little better/crazier bro. You don't need dreadlocks or an FBI snap back, yellow on blue baseball cap to listen to Boogie Down Productions. Chill Collins, "No Mac-10 Required".

Things are different now. Gone are the days of posing in front of untamed drywall with an uzi and sunglasses. But was it all a joke?

There's a lot of talk about West Vs. East and similarly, East Vs. West. I'm a man of many faces and physiques. I've been around the country...and I can honestly say that the East Coast has the best legs of any girl in the world. East wins over wezt, time and time again. I almost hate to feel competitive about it, but southern California is just so sun tanned and gay that I feel I have to put a stake in the ground of reality.

Skating in front of fruit vs skating on hundreds year old rust.

I'm gonna be demoing tomorrow. Just looking to get into some poses.. hunh. Not sure. Yoga skating? Nah, man. He-Man. AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.